Investment tips for 2008

[Tootie]

For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally....














Wait for it....














9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

[Mrs. Pa Patriot]

ROFLMAO! Thanks I needed that.

[hdward@verizon.net]

I"m puttin all my money on Victoria,I'v already got a Smith.

[jud4420]

LMAO!

That was good.

[Pector55]

LOL, good find. I tried to rep you for that one but you are currently feeling too much of my love or something.

[Kimba]

Good one! Are you going to here all week?!