How do you poo?

[titanxdm]

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I was wondering how long it would take before pictures appeared in this thread.

[eXceLon]

I've struggled with this very question since I've started carrying.

And given the realities of my health condition, "wait until you get home" isn't always a viable option.

Lacking any better option I've just tried to keep everything at knee level. I don't feel comfortable unholstering.

What's nice is when I'm in a single occupancy rest room, or a place where the stall walls go all the way to the floor, and I just don't have to worry about it.

[Maquis]

Originally Posted by kfriddile

My pants don't go past my knees when I drop the kids off at the pool anyways (who wants their pants soaking up whatever is on the floor?). So the holster and gun are never visible below the stall and are readily available.

This is my method also when using a belt holster.

[thetonyage]

I take my IWB holster off with my gun still holstered and just hold it, then when finished i put it back where it was. i remove the whole thing because after standin back up n pullin up the pants theres usually a little adjusting needed to be done anyways.

[ScaredOnce]

Just like I do when I'm at home. Weapon in hand, pointing at the door, finger on the trigger...

If there's no one else in the restroom, I have just locked the door if there's a deadbolt or something. Kinda pisses off the person waiting, but if you just say, "Sorry, we couldn't wait till we got to the motel." and scurry past them, they will be too confused to bitch at you. And, they'll be even more worried about pissing themselves since they think there's someone else in there and they've already waited.

I have a lot of bad poop stories. It's been one of the banes of my existence and caused me a large loss of friends after one disastrous poop occasion. Nothing like getting black out drunk with a one-night stand in your buddy's basement and getting woken up by his mother with both the girl and me naked covered in a lot of poo and vodka, no idea whose it is, and the walls, couches, etc covered. They had to call Serv Pro or something and have not been invited back since. Could be a good Lounge topic. This isn't the place for them tho... lol.

The best poop story ever is Tucker Max's "Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue". Google it yourself, as it's very inappropriate - but I understand it now as completely plausible.

[fizzyone]

Originally Posted by ScaredOnce

The best poop story ever is Tucker Max's "Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue". Google it yourself, as it's very inappropriate - but I understand it now as completely plausible.

Now THAT is one of the funniest stories I've read ever! Thank you for a much needed laugh!

[snakeman21]

OH MY GOD that was fucking hilarious!!! I have tears streaming down my face and a sore gut from laughing so hard!!! Thank you for making my night with that one!

[Ronin]

I find a stall that has a wall on the left side or one that is single occupancy. Being left handed if there's a wall on my left, there's no worry of someone reaching in and grabbing my gun.

Also, I gotta say, having just gotten rid of a colostomy bag that I've have for almost five months, I welcome bathroom time with open arms and open other things, too...

[Dave in PA]

OK, when the need arrises, depending on which holster/gun combo I am using, I either remove the holster (tuckable IWB) or go with the 'wide stance' belt run through loops in the holster. If I think the weight of the gun is going to be an issue, I will unholster and hold it until done. No, unholstering except in the confines of your own home is not dangerous.

And along the lines of funny stories, check out this one: http://www.explorerforum.com/forums/...ad.php?t=18595

It's a classic. And if you aren't sure what herculiner is, it is a polyurethane brush on bed liner for truck beds. And a hootus is..... well, read the linked thread and you'll figure it out for yourself.

[Pyramid]

If you wear cowboy or western boots, they do a good job of keeping your pants from dropping past the top of the boots.