How do you poo?

[snakeman21]

Originally Posted by matty70

I must be blessed I can hold it for nearly a week before I will poop away from home!

Haha, that's funny, I can do the same thing... I always thought I was just a freak.

[SxRacer108]

Originally Posted by jcabin

Sometimes I smash my head against the divider wall and thrash my genitals around in the toilet water like I'm a great white shark.

HAHAHA I literally almost crapped myself reading that.....

[mjfletcher]

Originally Posted by Bruce

I mean, you might as well ask me if I ever masturbate ...and, if I do, what I think about when I do it.

The ladies of PAFOA of course.

[snakeman21]

Originally Posted by mjfletcher

The ladies of PAFOA of course.

+ rep just for being witty.

EDIT: Damn it, I tried, but I guess I need to spread it around first.

[Bruce]

Originally Posted by mjfletcher

The ladies of PAFOA of course.

Hey, now... Don't go gettin' me into any trouble here...

Most of the ladies of PAFOA are taken... and they're all *armed*!


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[fizzyone]

Originally Posted by jcabin

Sometimes I smash my head against the divider wall and thrash my genitals around in the toilet water like I'm a great white shark.

OMG, I'm hyperventilating... Very unexpected, jcabin, but funny as hell!!

[dlclarkii]

To the OP, that's what handicap stalls are for, big, roomy, and typically in the rear corner, so that's where I place my gun, in the rear corner. Oh and I'm 29 and not handicap, grandpap will just have to wait

[tlgpa]

I'm disappointed. I thought you people here were more resourceful.


Just be careful of the placement of your IWB holster!

[lexnaturalis]

Originally Posted by DonSmithnotTMD

The way I was taught was to get in the stall, unholster, sit down, place your weapon where you can get it easily (I just put it in my pants). When you're finished, reverse the process.

That's what I do. My gun ends up resting in my pants, where it can't be seen.

[Story]

Originally Posted by Exbiker

You could do what the Easton cop did at LoneStar and lay it on the toilet paper dispenser and forget it. Go back later and it had disappeared.

Or the off-duty, on-vacation Sheriff's deputy I know who told me about leaving his PPK on top of the paper towel dispenser (single throne, small bathroom) and realized it about 15 miles down the road. Boot-legger turn, 80MPH back and luckily, it was still there.