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    Default Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    Unreal... Went out about 9pm last night to a local grocery chain. I CC only, but I have no gut or love handles so it is obvious that something is there.

    I am walking out of the store and I notice this woman and her husband walking behind me at pace to my car. I hear this THICK Long Island female accent ask me: "EXCUSE ME!!!!! IS THAT A GUN UNDER YOUR SHIRT ?!?!?!?!?!".

    I turned around...shook my head in disbelief, let out a sigh...a long one. I asked her if she was really asking that question. She said "YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY A GUN WITHOUT A PERMIT!!!!!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!!!". Again, I sigh...and now notice her body....I just really want to tell her to buy a treadmill or something but get snapped back into reality with this: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU!!!!!!!". So now against my better judgement I speak to her husband nicely. "Please tell your wife that she is in PA now, not NY.....blah blah blah, etc etc etc.....". He grabbed her arm nicely and walked her away and said "Leave this guy alone, why do you always have to be involved in other peoples business?" Then some other mumblings I didn't hear which caused my ears to be polluted with her voice again.

    I don't know which was worse, her spine tingling voice or the fact that she was about 50lbs overweight and wearing spandex and a tank top. I immediately felt sorry for her husband.

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    Default Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by 2xShooter View Post
    I don't know which was worse, her spine tingling voice or the fact that she was about 50lbs overweight and wearing spandex and a tank top. I immediately felt sorry for her husband.
    That combined with that God awful accent... I might have shot myself

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    Default Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by 2xShooter View Post
    She said "YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY A GUN WITHOUT A PERMIT!!!!!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!!!".
    And she believed you didn't because......?

    Moron.
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    Default Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    She sounds hot ! Did you get her number ? LOL
    Jesus is Lord !

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    Default Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by 2xShooter View Post
    I don't know which was worse, her spine tingling voice or the fact that she was about 50lbs overweight and wearing spandex and a tank top. I immediately felt sorry for her husband.
    Women over 130 lbs should not wear spandex. And a real man will not wear spandex (even if you ride a bike).

    And since they were New Yorkers, I hope you left before they did. ( Cause they suck at driving).


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    Default Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by 2xShooter View Post
    I don't know which was worse, her spine tingling voice or the fact that she was about 50lbs overweight and wearing spandex and a tank top. I immediately felt sorry for her husband.

    Or maybe the fact that she made your gun! Get a better fitting holster!
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    Cause white people are awesome. Happy now......LOL.

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    Default Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    i'll never understand why people think guns are this horrible evil thing but insist on confronting people with guns.

    The lack of peoples logic doesn't make sense.

    1. Guns = WILL KILL EVERYTHING AT RANDOM
    2. ????
    3. I should go yell at that guy

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    Talking Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by 2xShooter View Post
    Unreal... Went out about 9pm last night to a local grocery chain. I CC only, but I have no gut or love handles so it is obvious that something is there.

    I am walking out of the store and I notice this woman and her husband walking behind me at pace to my car. I hear this THICK Long Island female accent ask me: "EXCUSE ME!!!!! IS THAT A GUN UNDER YOUR SHIRT ?!?!?!?!?!".

    I turned around...shook my head in disbelief, let out a sigh...a long one. I asked her if she was really asking that question. She said "YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY A GUN WITHOUT A PERMIT!!!!!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!!!". Again, I sigh...and now notice her body....I just really want to tell her to buy a treadmill or something but get snapped back into reality with this: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU!!!!!!!". So now against my better judgement I speak to her husband nicely. "Please tell your wife that she is in PA now, not NY.....blah blah blah, etc etc etc.....". He grabbed her arm nicely and walked her away and said "Leave this guy alone, why do you always have to be involved in other peoples business?" Then some other mumblings I didn't hear which caused my ears to be polluted with her voice again.

    I don't know which was worse, her spine tingling voice or the fact that she was about 50lbs overweight and wearing spandex and a tank top. I immediately felt sorry for her husband.
    You should of grinningly replied; No Honey, its not a gun, Im just Happy to see You! LOL, sorry just had too!

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    Default Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by 2xShooter View Post
    I turned around...shook my head in disbelief, let out a sigh...a long one. I asked her if she was really asking that question. She said "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CARRY A GUN WITHOUT A PERMIT!!!!!!! NOT IN PUBLIC!!!!!".
    since your were carrying concealed she is right

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    Default Re: Stupid, stupid, stupid.....brief encounter

    Quote Originally Posted by PaBimmerGuy View Post
    since your were carrying concealed she is right

    Not really. If she said "license" she would of been.


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