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Originally Posted by RandomTask
Step 1. Buy a manually-opertated center-fire rifle.
Step 2. Obtain a house on 100 acres.
Step 3. Get hunting license and wait for deer season.
Step 4. On opening day, sit in your dinette in your Sponge Bog pajamas, eating Cheerios, while watching The Today Show, rifle at your side.
Step 5. When deer pops into view, slide open the dinette window and BLAM!
Step 6. Send kid out to tag & dress deer. Don't let your Cheerios get soggy.
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This has got to be both the best yet.
I think I see some potential issues with step 2 though...