Re: Homeland Security Codes
hehe thats a good one...I dont know if you listen to Lewis Black at all, but he is one of my favorite comedians. This is a quote from a standup he did a few years back, sorry for the foul language, but it looses its oomph without it.
"Homeland security is a problem. It's a good idea, but it's a problem because the man who runs it is Tom Ridge, and he is someone who has the leadership qualities of a gerbil. He was a part of coming up with what is known as the color coded system of security. You know, orange, and yellow, and what ever the others are. And what's stupid about it is they have the color coding. LIKE WE'RE IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!! There's no need for that. Because every time they tell us what the color is, then they have to explain it, so get rid of the colors! Simplify it. There should be three levels of security: 'Jesus Christ.' 'God damn it!' 'FUCK ME!!"
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Last edited by JLStorm; December 9th, 2006 at 08:34 PM.
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