Homeland Security Codes
I stopped at a store yesterday and there was a sign in the store window giving a Homeland Security Code. Since I was bored, waiting for Mamabear to finish a "quick" shopping trip, I came up with my verision of the Homeland Security Codes.
Green- carry your J frame with only 5 shots
- Deport all illegals
Blue - Carry a K frame and a speed loader
- Stop issuing all visas for anyone
without a good reason for being here.
Yellow- Move up to a real revolver, a nice N
frame with a speedloader.
-Cancel all visas from countries with significant populations of terrorists
Orange- Carry either a shotgun or rifle
familiar with. Use the N frame as a
backup.
-Require ID of everyone that even looks
like they're foreign born or talk
funny (that puts those from NJ and NY
in a bad position out here in fly over
territory.)
Red - Don't go anyplace without someone
covering you. Carry the same calibers
of handguns, but one semi-auto rifle
and the other a shotgun.
-Fence our borders and call out the
militia to enforce (you know the
militia, the one understood for most
of the last 227 years.)
Thoughts or comments,
grizz
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